[ THE SCOOP ON THE LAST 2 WEEKENDS ]
+ JULY 24 : i woke up early to pick up liz for SiX FLAGS. i was planning to meet up with monica and her cousins. so i finally met roslin (pls. don't kill me if i spelled your name wrong) haha. so i got there and saw my girl and i'm like damn monica you got thick LOL! but she still looks good. it's all love mon-mon! anyways liz and i go ahead and the first ride we go to is GOLIATH and i've never been on it. the drop took way too long to finish and pics came out hella funny. its our little secret liz. next we go to this lil boat ride with the girls. replay of what monica was thinkin`... "i've had orgasims longer than that" hahahaha. good shit. we went to RIDDLER'S and liz was getting hit on by these old fobs.. it was hilarious. i'm sorry i left you alone. "can i take your picturrrre?!" what after that we're all hella hungry so we grub some mexican food. next thing i know i see sarita and im like wtf why are you working you rich ass?! lol.. looks like someone overcharged the plastic. she hooked it up. then we go on GOLD RUSHER or something like that and see bojake #2 hahaha and then i see raehan. we both looked at each other and was like wtf?! then we went on the water ride that took us forever to get on and got fuckin` soaked to death, then we get on this spinning wheel shit to get dry and then finally colossus. damn the whole family cut in front of us! haha liz, monica, and roslin gets what i'm talking about.
+ JULY 30 : the collado's, avengoza's, and vince picks us up at like 11am to get goin` to VEGAS. we were so pimped out on our 15-seater van. all we did was talk the whole time there while vince took pics of me sleeping! haha. lara was all looking all cute and i was all bummin` it in my alemany sweats! so we finally get to the state line where we're going to stay for the first night at PRIMM VALLEY. lara and i go shopping and we jacked stuff here and there. where did we put them you ask?! in lara's bra! hahaha. after shopping lara and i go swimming and at this point we don't know where vince and joe are. bubba was our lifeguard for the evening. haha. then we get in the spa which was fuckin` burning hot and the guys popped out of no where. lara and i were thinkin` they were goin to blackmail us if they took a pic so we left. we got ready to go out and we took the tram to BUFFALO BiLLS and roller coaster sucked ass cause it bruised my ribs!!! we go back to our hotel and see this cute ass guy gambling.. so i know he's way to old for me. haha ( lara, he was lookin` at me at the wrong time! how embarrassing! ) we go up to the room and see the guys up to nothin`. lara had to go cause she's *whip sound* by her parents. joe, vince, and i play some cards then grub at the cafe. then my bro came from LA with my cousin who just dropped them off. we all chilled by the pool. when joe and lester walked to mickey d's.. vince became my best friend! anyways.. my bro called it a night.. and so it was the three of us once again. i wanted to jump in the spa so i ran to the room and grabbed my bathing suit. vince jumped in with his boxers and got in trouble by the "black man who pops out of no where".. i chilled until 5am. and only got 4 hours of sleep.
+ JULY 31 : lara and i decided to go shopping again.. and so did our parents. that just meant we didn't have to use our own money this time... even tho it was never our money to begin with. i got this 20-min. massage cause my body was hurtin`. then we go underwear shopping where lara makes me envy her because she has bigger boobs than me. haha and those 2 black chicks kept laughin` everytime i was talkin` to my mom or when my dad (sisqo) came. she was like you need to get a job here.. haha i wish. we leave to finally get to vegas. me, my bro, joe, and vince stayed at MGM, while lara was goin to stay at a friends house. lara and i had the whole day planned out until the parentals ruined it. we just had to eat at a really far buffet. shit man... but they made it up to use when lara was able to stay at our hotel. we got ready to leave the hotel at 10:45pm and meet up the guys. we went on the roller coaster at NEW YORK NEW YORK. damn old guys who kept hittin` on us.. eww..but there was this cute one haha. then the guys leave us and head to GAMEWORKS while lara and i were on our own adventure to get tatoos or something. we go to EXCALIBUR then to GAMEWORKS to meet up the guys. oh man there were these fobs who i just couldn't help but laugh at. so then we head back to the hotel cause i need shut eye.. and lester and vince were on their own adventure talkin` to drunk ass people by the elevator. i got 4 hours of sleep again.
+ AUGUST 1 : everyone except joe was supposed to get up at 7am to go swimming.. but everyone was to damn lazy to respond to the many alarms of their cellphones. i finally got up when lara called me and i find out it's 9am. i was like shit.. so we finally head to the mini raging waters at 9:30am. we went swimming for like 30 mins. cause check out time was at 11am. later we headed out to eat at this chinese restaurant that my family always eats at. we could not stop laughing... lara (in her chinese accent) " jennifer.. pony go poo poo in the garden!" LMFAO. i can never get over that. then we go to another casino and mama buys me some alcohol.. she's like let's get drunkkk! we were on our way home by 6-7 pm. lara and i fell asleep and fuckin` woke up cause i saw something hoverin` over me and i got scared cause it was joe lol. we ate at DENNY'S where we made video clips of joe and vince eating some nasty ass shit. it would be like 3-4 hours until we got home and we were all awake. all we did was sing old school songs the whole ride home. haha that was fuckin` fun! we got home at 2am and i had no where to sleep. | 
